(Source: scrubscaps, via xlorenzovonmatterhornx)
| straight guys: | emma watson is so hot |
| gay guys: | emma watson is so hot |
| lesbians: | emma watson is so hot |
| not lesbians: | emma watson is so hot |
| oprah: | emma watson is so hot |
| jesus: | emma watson is so hot |
| grass: | emma watson is so hot |
| emma watson: | emma watson is so hot |
| rupert grint: | emma watson is like a sister |
| (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.) | |
| Me: | “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!” |
| (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.) | |
| Mother: | “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.” |
| Mother: | “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?” |
| Boy: | “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.” |
| (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.) | |
| Boy: | *sips* “Gotham is safe.” |
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Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros | Home
i know a lot of people dont like this band but gosh i love this song and it’s what i’m feelin right now deal with it guys
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